The Workout

Funny Poem About The Challenges Of Losing Weight (The Workout)
To be honest, my weight loss battles could be more aptly described as half-hearted tussles. Occasionally, I have managed to lose some weight, only to find it has snuck up on me again while I wasn't looking! But I also haven't lost my sense of humour, which is a good thing.The Workout

The Workout

The Workout

I need to lose weight, just a pound or twenty.

If I could lose fifty, well that would be plenty.

I could join a gym, but I don't have the gumption.

My legging clad legs aren't for public consumption.

My exercise bike is succumbing to rust

And only gets touched when I really must dust.

And much like a pet in need of attention,

It made me feel guilty (and slack not to mention).

The solution, of course, was such a no brainer.

I bought it a mate...an elliptical trainer!

This is quite easy! Or so I reckoned

When I tried it in store for a whole fifteen seconds.

The Workout

But once it was home and I tried it for longer,

The pain in my side was all that got stronger.

I puffed and I gasped, till I couldn't breathe.

Kicked off at nine, it was now nine oh three.

Of course! The resistance must be way too high

But no, it read zero; I thought I might cry.

The six on the dial sat quietly mocking,

My level of fitness was really quite shocking.

Motivation was all I that I saw myself losing,

And my self-esteem was taking a bruising.

I tried it to music but all that achieved 

It drowned out the sound of my poor creaking knees.

This instrument of torture could go take a hike.

I glanced now with longing at my trusty bike.

I couldn't recall why we had parted ways.

Climbed up on the seat and thought, Happy days!

The Workout

I pedalled with gusto, but soon I remembered

It felt like my buttocks were being dismembered.

The padding on my derrière is quite thick,

So why does it feel like I'm perched on a brick?

It was just all too hard; I gave up in disgust.

My plan to lose weight was clearly a bust.

Oh well...at least I can say that I tried it.

I mean, really, I can't be expected to diet!

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